Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

What does a plankton name its dog?

Phyto.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night ?

Your grandma's jaws

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

Why are many electronics handbooks banned in Germany?

diepole

Wrong Tree Jokes More Wrong Tree Jokes

Who's there ! Bargain ! Bargain who ?

Bargain up the wrong tree !

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !