How did hipster kid hurt himself?

He touched the stove before it was cool...

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What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

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Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.