How did hipster kid hurt himself?

He touched the stove before it was cool...

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What do you do when your giant is hurt ?

You call 9-wun-wun

Why did the hipster's mouth hurt?

Because he ate pizza before it was cool.

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Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.