What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

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Whats so special about "demon cats"?

Aren't all cats pure evil

What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

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Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda

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How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)