Where does a psychologist keep his boat?

on a Freudian Slip

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Freudian Slip Jokes More Freudian Slip Jokes

What would a cross-dressing psychologist wear?

A Freudian slip

What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

Psychologist Jokes More Psychologist Jokes

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.