When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.
Salvador Deli.
What Am I Wearing Today
It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk
He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.
irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.
An incongruity between expectation and result.