What do you call a one-night stand?

A humpty-dumpty!

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

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What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.