How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrr!

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How do nudists greet each other?

With a bare hug.

How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

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How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

What did one giant squid say to the other giant squid?

What's Kraken!