Kraken Jokes

Why did all the sea monsters refer to the kraken as a whore when he died?

Because he died choking on a bunch of seamen.

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What did one giant squid say to the other giant squid?

What's Kraken!

How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken