What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing ...

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Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

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What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

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How do you make a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone without dressing.

What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing ...