What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

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Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

Why can't your children be like my office voice mail?

Seen but not heard

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What do bees and celebrities have in common?

They're both dying at an alarming rate.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

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Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

What's that?

A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH! !"

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What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.