Where Your Children Are?

Even worse, the next song is called, "Can You Give Me Directions "

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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."

What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Who are you with?

and "Just heard our song"

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What do you call a reptile that's good with directions?

A Navigator

What did Germany say to Britain during World War II?

I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.