What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed ?!?!?"

How do you make an internet addict wait?

I'll tell you later.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...