What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon at?

Tennish.

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How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime?

Dog:

How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.

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When did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

What does Sean Connery call a greedy oyster?

Shellfish.

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What time does Sean Connery show up to wimbledon?

Tennish

How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.