How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

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What do you call gungan served raw?

Tartare Binks...

Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

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How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

What's an owl's favorite rock band?

Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game.

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What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

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What time does Wimbledon start?

Tennish

What times does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish

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What does love mean to a tennis player?

Nothing

Why don't tennis players ever get married?

Because love means nothing to them.