Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

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Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why can't you barbecue in Amsterdam?

Because the steaks are too high.

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

Bbq Jokes More Bbq Jokes

Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.

What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla