Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

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Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

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Why did EA cross the road?

The punchline for this joke is 0.99$

Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

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Why did the chickens cross the border?

Because they were Turkish.

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.