Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

Why did the chicken go to KFC?

A: He wanted to see a chicken strip.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How can you tell if a road is sad?

It has low shoulders.

Why did the imgurian cross the road?

To get the meme on the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !

Turkish Jokes More Turkish Jokes

Why does all Turkish men have a mustache?

because they wanna look like their mother.

What do you call Turkish President, Recep Erdogan, after the military coup?

Erdogone