Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.
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One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.
The Turkey.
Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)
Wednesday
A: Chump day.
Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.
Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America
By looking out the kitchen window.
Because the thief was spending less than his wife.
Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.
Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!
Don't do it! You have potential!
Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".
Because in Russia the military coups you.
A coup.
Because she can't drive for sh*t.
Because if they did they would be Bagels
