Erdogan Jokes

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

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Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

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Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

Coup Jokes More Coup Jokes

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

Turkish Jokes More Turkish Jokes

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

Why did the chickens cross the border?

Because they were Turkish.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

What did the big chimmney say to the little chimmney?

Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many men are in each corner?

3/5

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

Military Coup Jokes More Military Coup Jokes

What do you call Turkish President, Recep Erdogan, after the military coup?

Erdogone

Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey?

A Tryptophanatic.

Wednesday Jokes More Wednesday Jokes

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

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Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...