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Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday?

A: Chump day.

What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

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Erdogan Jokes More Erdogan Jokes

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Where did you marry?

HIM: Maui ME: Oh, sowwy! Where did you mawwy her

What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

Good Day Jokes More Good Day Jokes

How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'

What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?

A good days hunting.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

What does the emperor have when he goes for a sunday drive?

he has Divine Right of way

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

Snort Jokes More Snort Jokes

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.