Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

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How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

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What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

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Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...