Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike?

Because it might be your bike.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

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What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Summer Olympics Jokes More Summer Olympics Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.