Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What is the official novel of Mexico?

Tequila Mockingbird

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

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Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D

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Where does an angry pirate get sent?

Anchor Management

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

How do you find out that a cricket hears with its legs?

First, you put the cricket on a box, tap the box, and you see that the cricket jumps away. Now, you cut his legs off, put him on a box, tap the box, and you'll see that the cricket does not jump away.

Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

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What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

Summer Olympics Jokes More Summer Olympics Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.