Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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What's the most popular sports channel in Mexico?

ESPOL

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

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What did you do in Iran?

I ran.

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

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Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

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Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...

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One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

Summer Olympics Jokes More Summer Olympics Jokes

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.