What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

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Why did the hen cross the road?

because chicken.

What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?

A very upset child.

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Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

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Why have human fossils never been found in Iran?

Because homos in Iran do not exist.

How did I get out of Iraq?

Iran

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What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.