What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?

A very upset child.

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What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it

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What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

Automobile.

What has 10 letters and starts with gas?

Automobile.