How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

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How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?

A: Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.

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What does an amoeba call its friend?

Cell mate.

What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

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What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

Kelp me!

Why are oceans called "The High Seas"?

Because of all the seaweed!

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What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

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Whats Updog?

NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL