How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

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What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

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What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

What did the ventriloquist say to their friend?

Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.

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Why are oceans called "The High Seas"?

Because of all the seaweed!

Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed.

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Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

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Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)