How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

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How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats?

Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt.

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How does an Australian call his friend from the Czech Republic?

Czechmate

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

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What does a mermaid stoner smoke?

Seaweed.

Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

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What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?

Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children

What's the difference between you and I?

About 12 letters

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Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)