What did one hotdog stand say to the other hotdog stand?

Eyyyy, Garry, didn't know you turned into a hotdog stand too! Eyyyy!

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What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

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Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

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Oh, gosh!

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What did one hotdog stand say to the other hotdog stand?

Eyyyy, Garry, didn't know you turned into a hotdog stand too! Eyyyy!

What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything