Hotdog Stand Jokes

What did one hotdog stand say to the other hotdog stand?

Eyyyy, Garry, didn't know you turned into a hotdog stand too! Eyyyy!

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What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn't see himself doing it

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if an introvert likes you?

He looks at your shoes instead of his

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

Dalai Lama Jokes More Dalai Lama Jokes

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.

What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything

Buddhist Monk Jokes More Buddhist Monk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

an asymp-tote*

How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

How do you make a hotdog with a tree?

You fold it

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk