Hotdog Stand Jokes

What did one hotdog stand say to the other hotdog stand?

Eyyyy, Garry, didn't know you turned into a hotdog stand too! Eyyyy!

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What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

Why couldn't the motorcycle stand on it's own?

because it was too tired.

Dalai Lama Jokes More Dalai Lama Jokes

What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Make me one with everything."

Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when a hiptser is a good secret agent?

You've never heard of him.

How do you know when a woman is pregnant?

She switches from Ragu to Prego.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

Buddhist Monk Jokes More Buddhist Monk Jokes

What did the Buddhist monk say to the pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.