What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

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What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

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What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

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What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.