What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

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How can you spot a blind man in a nudist colony?

C'mon, it's not hard...

What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

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What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?

A car-brrrrr-etor I'll see myself out.

When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

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Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

Why are women terrible drivers?

Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.