What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

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Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a limo?

A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

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What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

How do porcupines hug?

Carefully!