What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?

On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between your job and your wife?

Nobody does your job for you when you're out

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What do hemophiliacs and virgins have in common?

One prick...and it's all over.

Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

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What is the tastiest car ever?

The BMW I8.

Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

Hedgehog Jokes More Hedgehog Jokes

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Jeep?

With the hedgehog the pricks can be seen on the outside and with a Jeep the prick can be seen on the inside.

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !