What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?

On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.

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What's the difference between Kim and Robert K?

Robert never got a famous black guy off all by himself ...

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

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What do you call a stingy douchebag who likes plants?

A prick

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

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What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

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What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

Hedgehog Jokes More Hedgehog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !

Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog?

IT DOESN'T MATTER"!***