Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

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What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag?

About a day.

What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

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Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

What is the height of honesty?

A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins

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Why does my son deserve some Reddit Gold?

Because he's Autistic.

What did the Oxen say to his son moving out?

Bison

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Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.

Splinter Jokes More Splinter Jokes

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

Little Prick Jokes More Little Prick Jokes

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside