Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

Previous Random Joke Next

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor day.

What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

What do your mother and the ground have in common?

They are always full of seed.

Splinter Jokes More Splinter Jokes

Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

Little Prick Jokes More Little Prick Jokes

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!