What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

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Why are jerks nice sometimes?

Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)

How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It's cloged up with paper plates.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they can't climb the ladder.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

Why do so many white people do meth?

Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*

Linked In Jokes More Linked In Jokes

What about "BusinessMyspace"?

Nah, it's taken. Okay, what about "LinkedIn"

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt