McDonald's knows how to use salt
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...
One of them has a good driver.
she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '
Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.
It was asbestos they could do at the time!
A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast
A: A blonde serves more people in a night.
May I take your order?"
All that salt must make them thirsty.
A-salt
Nah, it's taken. Okay, what about "LinkedIn"