What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

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What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

What about "BusinessMyspace"?

Nah, it's taken. Okay, what about "LinkedIn"