What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

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What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

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How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

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What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

What does a bee get at McDonalds ?

A humburger !

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How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

What did NaCl go to prison for?

A-salt

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What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

What about "BusinessMyspace"?

Nah, it's taken. Okay, what about "LinkedIn"