How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

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How do snipers communicate online?

FaZebook.

How did the orphans in Oliver Twist communicate with each other?

Through *more*se code!

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What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

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How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

How do clams communicate?

A shell phone!