How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

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What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

How do billboards communicate?

Sign language

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How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

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How do clams communicate?

A shell phone!

How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.