What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.

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What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

Why are women's feet smaller than men's?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

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What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

What kind of patients?

All of them"