What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What is the difference between my dad and cancer?

Cancer came back

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Why can't bicycles stand on their own?

They are two tired

What did Sting say to his proctologist?

Don't stand so close to me.

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What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

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What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.