What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

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What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

What happened to the broken down frog?

It got away!

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Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy?

A family friend paying a visit.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.

What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

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What do you call a gigolo you don't pay?

A Free Willy.

What do you call a daredevil Gigolo with dwarfism?

A Stunted Stunt Stunter.

Second Come Jokes More Second Come Jokes

What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.