What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

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I don't know but they're OK now.

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You would pay to have a potato on you...

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What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

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A Free Willy.

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She heard about his second coming

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We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.