What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

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What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date?

I need a punchline for a joke.....What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date? OK GO!

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

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Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

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What do you call a group of people who hate Mexicans?

Que Que Que

Why was the Mexican tire sad?

Because it was despair

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What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

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What do you call a gigolo you don't pay?

A Free Willy.

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

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What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.