What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John

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Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

Why does nobody like to sit next to Elsa?

Coz...she "let's it go!"

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

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What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.