What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John

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What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

What is the difference between chicken and blondes ?

The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .

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What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

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What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.