Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "

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Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

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Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

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A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

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Who's fault is it?

The truck's fault. What was it doing in the kitchen?

What is woman spelled backwards?

Kitchen

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Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).