Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "

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What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

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Why did the cowboy get a daschund?

Because someone told him to get along little doggie.

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You fit into his clothes.

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What can I get you to drink?

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Kitchen

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What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "