Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "

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Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

What do you call a deaf chick in bed?

Anything you want

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Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

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What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

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Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "

What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.