Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "

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He didn't want any beef.

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Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).