Plato Jokes

Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

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Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

Why did the greek philosopher break in two?

He was made out of Plato

What's a philosophers favorite toy?

Plato

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Why did the greek philosopher break in two?

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Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

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Why are Australians so well balanced?

They have a chip on both shoulders.

Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

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What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

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I love your Boo-ty

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What do you call 27 West Virginians?

A full set of teeth.

What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.

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Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

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How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

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How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

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What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.