Plato Jokes

Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

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Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

Why did the greek philosopher break in two?

He was made out of Plato

What's a philosophers favorite toy?

Plato

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Flossophy.

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

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What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor?

It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.

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What's a philosopher's favorite toy?

Play-doh.

What's a philosophers favorite toy?

Plato

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's?

The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey