Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates
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He didn't understand Flossophy!
He was made out of Plato
Plato
What could go wrong " My son apparently
He Park in son's space
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors
You don't understand it until you're older!
I ( ) can't ( ) understand ( ) your accent ( ).
Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.
All your stuff has been donated to charity
Flossophy.
By November, they will have both picked their poison.
Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)
A subwoofer.
Delighted.
Play-doh.