What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

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What do you think it'll be like?

The other student shrugs and says, "Remains to be seen".

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

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What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

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When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

How do you know it was an Irishman?

because I had to help him....."