What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do pancakes and kids have in common?

The first one usually gets screwed up.

Why did the kid cross the road?

to go to a better place.

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Why are there no fertility clinics in Arkansas?

Sooner or later they find a potent cousin.

How do you find the PC user in the coffee shop?

Follow the power cord.

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Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!"

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

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Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.

What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.