What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

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Why do Puerto ricans have so many kids?

Because pulling out is work!!!

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

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How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

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Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

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What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

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What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."