How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

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What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

A cheetah

What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

an im-paw-ster.

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What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

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How do nudists greet each other?

With a bare hug.

How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool?

Microsoft Word.