How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

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Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !

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What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

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What do you call someone who would do anything for a chocolate snack cake?

A ho ho ho. (merry xmas!)

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn?

Allo-cate

How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)