Why couldn't the octopus take off her bra?

It had suction cups.

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Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

What did one octopus say to the other octopus?

Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand

Bra Jokes More Bra Jokes

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

What do you call a bra designed for neutrois?

Ze-bra

Suction Cup Jokes More Suction Cup Jokes

Why couldn't the octopus take off her bra?

It had suction cups.

How do they make bras for octopi?

With suction cups.