Why couldn't the octopus take off her bra?

It had suction cups.

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What did the angry octopus say to the octopus that made him mad?

POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW Right in the kisser!

Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

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What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

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Why couldn't the octopus take off her bra?

It had suction cups.

How do they make bras for octopi?

With suction cups.