What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?

A croaksman !

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

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What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

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What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ?

A spooksman !

What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?

A croaksman !