What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

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How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

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Which gun does Superman use?

SCAR-L

Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

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Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

What do you call a criminal that cant see?

A macular degenerate.