What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between America and Europe?

In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.

What's the difference between your job and your wife?

Nobody does your job for you when you're out

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

How do you save a drowning mouse ?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

What is the one thing batman and superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

Which gun does Superman use?

SCAR-L

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to