How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

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What do you call a burning rocket?

Korean Barbecue.

What is a witch's least favorite food?

Burnt steak.

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What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

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Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

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How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

Why did the blind girl fall in the well?

She couldn't see that well.

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How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

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Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

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What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!

How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron