How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

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What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

Why did the guitar teacher go to jail?

He fingered a minor

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

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How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

Why did the blind girl fall in the well?

She couldn't see that well.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

Waffle Iron Jokes More Waffle Iron Jokes

How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!