Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What is every blonde's ambition in life?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

How's life?

she asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you call a retarded psychic who just escaped from prison?

A small medium at-large!

What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

Minor Jokes More Minor Jokes

Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What do you call it when you finger a pony?

Feeling a little horse.

Why your fingers have spaces in between?

nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!