It was too bright in here anyway.
One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.
Yes.
Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"
None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
Stop, drop, and roll
What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.
