Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

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What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water?

I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

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Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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I stopped butchering goats.

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No thanks, I'm stuffed."

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If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

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A Navigator

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How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

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Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.