Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

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Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

How do blondes like their eggs?

Unfertilized

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What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

A: Some traffic signs say stop.

Why did the bicycle stop moving?

Because it was two-tiered.

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What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

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What is the only bent straight line?

Its one direction of course.

What is Rickon Stark's favourite band ?

One Direction.

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How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

the spermutations.

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Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.