Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What is the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

What would you say are your strengths?

Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions

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How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.