What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

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How did the calf's final exam turn out?

Grade A!

What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.

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Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

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Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

Why are they called One Direction?

Looks to me like they go both ways.

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What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

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What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

What do you call a techno-themed grocery store?

Gigi D'Agostino