Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.

What's it like to have a social life?

Asking for a friend.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

What is Rickon Stark's favourite band ?

One Direction.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What's a golfer's favourite song?

Fairway to Heaven

Where do children that die home alone go?

HEAVEN!!