Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

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When asked "why?

he replied, "Tropical Depression."

Why are Reddit jokes so overused?

I don't know, ask Dave.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

Where Your Children Are?

Even worse, the next song is called, "Can You Give Me Directions "

What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!