What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.

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Why did Tomoe Mami die?

She got ahead of herself.

How did Mace die?

Through the Windu.

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What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ?

A witch with a blindfold !