What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.

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What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

How good are the showers at Auschwitz?

They're to die for.

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Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.