What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.

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Why did the dog die?

It had Barkinsons

Why are there no elderly people in Africa?

They all die when they turn aidy.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.